What is the definition of Employees Medical Research?

"Employees medical research" is like when your workplace decides to turn your health into a high-stakes game, where the prize is not just better health insurance but a life-changing medical breakthrough (or maybe just a prescription for the most over-the-counter painkiller). It's when your boss, in their quest for innovation, decides to send all your body functions into a lab coat and some fancy gadgets to study the most intimate details of your well-being, hoping to whip up a new drug that'll make them look like they're out of a sci-fi movie.

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Example: "While I was on the team at the Employees Medical Research, I unwittingly became the guinea pig for the new 'Eternal Youth' serum, which apparently only works when you accidentally spill it on your lunchbox."